Do people not even read threads? I can't believe how many times you had to explain the sarcasm. If you don't get it after three consecutive question marks and an all caps last line, you probably shouldn't be on the internet.

you poor thing...I got the joke, at least!

I LOVE this logic- our ancestors millions of ears ago didn't wear shoes to run so why should we? Shoes aren't natural!!! Yeah, neither are eye glasses, we should be more natural and give those up.

Except that squats aren't really an effective glute workout, and that ass is not the product of exercise or genetics so it would be nice if she stopped doling out all that incorrect advice.

Misssixty,

I'm young and only recently became a feminist/activist and it's changed my life for the better. I LOVE Jezebel because it gives me pop culture without feeling bad about myself. However, articles like these leave me totally confused and make me question feminism so I would really like some guidance. This article seems…

I, too, like to inspire people around the world to be born with innate genetic gifts that epitomize the body fad of the moment.

I would argue that he's not the one who made it about Chris Kluwe, the guys who opposed him did.

Why does that matter if the cause is just?

Omg. I watched this a little while ago on YouTube. Sometimes I go on sprees where I watch cyst removals, ear wax extraction, etc. I know I'm not the only who enjoys this type of shit because there are millions of views on these videos. So I'm not ashamed.

I'm pretty sure that's what Bret Easton Ellis actually thinks a period is.

"...her period, which is a type of bitch infection that women get in their underpants."

I'm not saying that this article isn't called for, but I would also ADORE it if someone wrote an article entitled "How to be Religious Without Being a Dick".

This is a PSYCHOLOGIST??

I appreciate that he didn't write a non-apology ("I'm sorry if I offended anyone..."). And my gut reaction is that, of course the original tweet reflects his true values. But hopefully if he had the willpower to complete his own dissertation, he has the capacity to reflect upon his baseless prejudice against people…

I think the apology seems suspect because there's no way you "accidentally" say something like that. You thought it was a funny joke, and likely you still do. You're just mad that you got in trouble for it. You don't make such a repulsive joke without believing it's funny, so to then come back and be like "Oops, I…

Also, if you always look at your poop sometimes you get a chance to be weirdly proud of yourself. I can't be the only person who's taken what she thought was a normal dump, then turned around to flush and realized it was like 18 inches long, and thought, "now THAT'S impressive, self! [/mental high five]"