There is no chance in hell that contract is anywhere remotely in the neighborhood of badness that contains Joakim Noah’s contract.

I lost my last fight this way too, although mine was post-vasectomy and my 4 year old used a toy stethoscope to hit me, but still it should have been called a low blow and his win should be vacated 

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Cleveland’s NBA team sure seems to behave in a care-free, impulsive manner.

My point is that they’re capricious, and pay little heed to impending risk.

I’m having a hard time finding the right word to describe Cleveland’s NBA team, but it’s something along those lines...

I’m paying for the 25% change that McGregor get’s soooo fucking frustrated with mayweathers defense style that he flips out and kicks mayweather in the dick.

I’m just hoping that McGregor loses his bearings, gets confused about where he is, and kicks Mayweather in the face, right before being DQ’ed.

Maybe they should convert him to Celsius or Fahrenheit for an instant reduction.

Not a bullshit stat because Lebron scored more points on 120 fewer shots.

Counterpoint, a 14 year old boy thinking “are you an angel?” is a good pickup line totally tracks.

LIBRUL CUCK MAGA

“What if we made the whole team out of 4/5 combos and second round picks?”

Ben is Luke’s son, not Han’s. Awkwward.

You’re all missing the point with the Eliza Thornberry 6th round pick guy - that guy should be your top priority because he can talk to birds and flying insects and rodents and whatever and have them scout every other team’s practices and film room conversations and coaching meetings. You could have a network of…

Banana Slugs being a shitty team name is a bad, bad take.

u gon die soon

Let me explain: You have a brutal own squared (the self own of pre-screening the crowd that then owns you) divided by a monstrous population own (Blum fucking his whole constituency in the face with the AHCA), which is then multiplied by the self own of the residents voting for Blum.
Or (as it’s legally known) A…

This team is rapidly turning into the ‘85 Bears. We get it, you guys won a ring. I don’t need to see you on TV every fucking year talking about it

You have to remember that in 2008, Ray Allen was starting to get old - he was 33.

What Utah lacks in nightlife, it makes up for in massive interstellar generation ships.