Bill Barnwell is the just about the best writer and one of the sharpest football minds around; he’s the only reason other than box scores I even visit ESPN anymore. (I live in fear of them putting him behind a paywall.)

If Barnwell was secretly working with the Browns, would he risk that job by writing a column on a huge platform about the very move he’d just advised them to make?

Cut Grossi some slack; the Browns making somewhat reasonable decisions is *incredibly* suspect

This doesn’t even cover that time Barnwell put on ragged clothes, grew a mangy beard, bought a case of Thunderbird and convinced Haslem to draft Manziel

So the two guys holding the towel clearly just held it taught enough so Cormier could push down on it with exactly 1.2 pounds of pressure without it giving. How is that a legal weigh in?

“That little fake-turnaround-to-behind-the-back-pass move may well have been a double-dribble, but either way I don’t really care. “

“May” have been a travel? Really? And Mike Breen didn’t think so? Not trying to take away from Steph doing Steph things, but I’m honestly curious how one could watch that play and think it wasn’t the most obvious double dribble ever.

Brock was the worst QB in the league last year (or Goff if he threw enough passes). You don’t even need to make “what if we can make them play like 2014" again projections for Kaep and Cutler. Even in bad seasons for terrible teams they were better than Osweiler playing with a good team.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine Javale McGee pwning the Wizards’ face - forever.

Boston also offered an opportunity to play with Rondo, which Allen understandably declined.

“Nice! But I would have gone left.”

Always an air traffic controller truther.

If only the USA had beaten Canada in Toronto in the same fashion: “Hosmer Homers, Hoser Homers Hosed”.

That would have been amazing.

As much as I think that last Vader scene was perfect, I would certainly have loved to see Vader walking on a beach totally flipping out because of all the sand everywhere, and taking it out on the heroes.

Is Fred Johnson at the top of their list?

“Sprinkle some crack on em and lets get outta here”

Literally in college we just called them “White Chocolate,” “Motorcycle,” and “Shotgun”.

Time to run a software update buddy.

IS THERE A GILBERT’S SYNDROME FOR OFFICE LIFE? CUZ I KNOW I FEEL TIRED AFTER WORKING JUST A LITTLE BIT HAHA AM I RIGHT? DAMN RIGHT I’M RIGHT