To be fair, I don’t think Trump was referring to Langer when he said “that German guy had some interesting thoughts.”

These fucking union vultures always trying to pick the bones clean of these poor, overburdened small business owners.

IT’S A FAAAAAAKE!

His mistake was not aiming for the bushes.

I’ll take your approach then and not back up a single claim with logic, reason, or data points of any kind.

Trash talking his brother and dancing with a buncha hot girls. Martellus is really picking up the Gronk slack lately.

I’m not gonna coddle you like all these other folks: you’re a fucking idiot. Politics is life. Science is important. Both of these points are lost on you because you’re a fucking idiot. You wouldn’t understand the tech or gadget talk either because, again, you’re a fucking idiot.

yes i guess the difference between me and tim howard is that im very happy to have both fabian johnson and tim howard on the team without checking the birth certificates

Google disagrees. This is one of many articles where the safety net is a failure.

An artist’s rendering of the surface:

If that’s the first play after kickoff, then why is it already first and goal for the Falcons? Oh, right, because the Rams are hilariously terrible. 

He hasn’t played with any heart since he left it in San Francisco.

Just two men celebrating each other’s strength.

Dan Orlovsky and Mad Dog 20/20

May I submit:

Smush Parker nods his head in agreement.

Now we have three good quarterbacks and we are proud of all of them.

I realize from the disclaimer that the above “warning video” coudl be disturbing, but does anyone know if the content in the actual video woudl be objectionable, too?