I don’t understand why people don’t just use phrases that they know. Why reach for something that you don’t understand that will make you sound like an idiot?

Should have been whistled offsides

I say just go straight for the vasectomy when you’re drafted. Like, that same day. Best investment they could possibly make.

I’m crying

deadspin and also profootballfocus (who think he’s the worst CB in the league) and pretty much everyone with two eyes.

One of my favorite movies. Endlessly rewatchable.

Sucks for the kids, but really not a bad way to go for the parents.

It doesn’t matter what the stated goal is. You acknowledge that they can’t do the thing they want to do (make him stop using the name) and are therefore doing something else. Then you say doing the other thing is really the same as the first thing (which they can’t do). An apple is not an orange, and removing…

How exactly is speech being compelled here? They are not being compelled to say, or not say, anything. The question is whether trademark is protected.

Ask the 2012 Oklahoma Thunder if they’d rather have the title or the potential.

That’s the sad thing about DFS -it’s actually incredibly fun, and maybe even worth the ridiculous amount they charge you to play. Would be perfect if the shady-ass sites didn’t sell it as a way of becoming a millionaire.

The people who go to these bars are greeks who are not from Athens, and generally do not choose to stay there after they graduate. They just come in, pollute the town for 5-6 years, and then go live in Marietta.

This is the correct answer. If you don’t see that change starting in Empire, you’re completely ignoring the last few minutes of the movie.

How is a receiver who is not coming back this season an argument that they are better?

Football should only be consumed by watching your favorite team or watching Redzone

The entire article is about how he is not replaceable. Did you miss that?

what is an active down

you both lose

I thought this as I was reading the comment

#1 rule for criticizing someone else’s grammar/ spelling is to not fuck up yourself when you do it.