I hate every part of this comment.

I really want to smoke with Bill Walton someday.

I really love this placement on the sidebar thing:

using words you don't understand makes you sound not precocious

this is a fucking nightmare

I love the Pats. Fuck LeGarrette Blount.

This is one of the dumbest, most poorly researched articles I have ever seen on this site. I am on your side in this fight; idiotic articles like this are what make people dismiss us. A sword? What?

More people need to be talking about the statistically unfathomable cycle of heartbreaking losses here. Detroit to Dallas, Dallas to Green Bay, Green Bay to Seattle, Seattle to New England. Unbelievable.

thanks!

sure seemed like they won the game to me. they had a trophy ceremony and everything

Counterpoint: Not being a "fairweather fan" usually just makes you a fucking chump. The team owners skimp at every turn, fleece your community for stadium money, let their incompetent-ass kids run a billion-dollar organization, and you still keep paying for season tickets that cost more than your car because you're…

+1. You can come up with 5 different explanations for a fumble rate that's 2 fumbles lower per season. #1 would be Belichick's clear willingness to play less-talented running back who don't fumble over more-talented running backs who do. #2 would be the nature of the Patriot's attack, which emphasizes quick passes for…

you forgot "please read this passage from an erotic novel about you"

I'd agree with a lot of names there, but James Harden? James Harden is a good shooter who draws fouls really well. Calling him electrifying is a disservice to players who actually deserve that title, like Russell Westbrook.

almost as good as the score for Conan the Barbarian. Almost

that's the part that makes the most sense though. He gets the ball for a few seconds and then gets rid of it. The refs handle it a hell of a lot longer and didn't notice. The part that doesn't make sense is Belichick not knowing about every single thing that happens with the team.

There are a lot of holes in their story but "how did he not notice" is not one of them. Once the game starts, the ball gets snapped into his hands and it has to be out of his hands within 5 second or he gets run over. The referees collectively handle the balls at least 10 times as long as the QB, without a bunch of…

this is an attractive person

did you come up with Fredo of superheroes? because that's good

I made it almost halfway through before I quit. The shock porn images during Gamergate were better than this.