You win

I enjoyed this so much I don't even care if it's staged

autocorrect put "lwed" in there? what?

91 people and counting didn't actually watch the movie

That's true. They're wrong.

I disagree, but "prehistoric Boozer" is solid.

I can't believe that Beasley is out there and probably one of our five best so far. I also can't believe he's only 32. If you'd put the over/under at 34 I would have taken the over.

Is there any way he sees another game in the Cup after that?

I laughed way more than this deserved

I must have asked ten different people to go see this in 3d with me. They all had either never heard of it and hated the idea, or had seen the Stallone version and REALLY hated the idea. I went alone. It was awesome.

So... you didn't read the article and thought it was about people complaining about the move?

Did you call the foot fault?

I would say the oil is essential

No, you're totally allowed to not like it. That's your opinion. Am I allowed to not like self-congratulatory posts?

Yeah, this is not just a case of having a different opinion. The books are only pulp fantasy if you use a definition of pulp fantasy that you just invented.

HOT TAKE! You must be much smarter and deeper and more insightful than everyone else! What should your prize be?

It's a good album. You should check it out!

you're a fucking idiot.

Agreed. The entourage says "Not only am I the champ, but I can pay a guy just to carry my belt around which will definitely not lead me to bankruptcy despite earning $70 million in my lifetime." (The last part is implied)

viscous is not the word you were looking for, friend