Jason’s word has become gospel.

If the weather’s ever that nice over here then you’ve died and gone to heaven. Also if you get that air in a Land Rover the only person celebrating will be the chiropractor when they get paid.

But there’s so much you can do with a big pickup truck.

Is there any chance this is a long con and he’s trying to annoy NASA or Elon Musk so much that they give him a seat on a rocket going to space just to shut him up?

Here is my pitch. After years of living a life of hell with Rosanne, Dan finally realizes this is not the life he wants. More so he realizes that he has been living a lie his whole life about who he really is inside. The shock of his announcement gives Roseanne a stroke/heart attack/cancer-aids and dies of screen.…

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

Holy shit you guys, Sally Fields is fire.

*sheepishly raises hand*

Is there a mod to let me turn into Lydia’s seat in Skyrim but not in a sexual way?

Also, Staitharn is playing Ashford, not Cortez, I’m pretty sure...?

They should have one for SimCity, and just make it a blank grid and a sticker page to use on it.

Yeah, seeing Kotyar on screen with that light blue glow was heart-stopping, even before he talked about what he was going to do to the Agatha King.

I hated the guy they picked for Cotyar because he played such a spineless prick in Spartacus. However I truly felt the loss of this character tonight. Nick Tarabay owned that role.

I’m afraid it is you who is wrong.