Man, the Intercontinental Championship Belt still gets no respect.

If they were truly the Secret Service, they would let him keep racing. In secret.

It would be a beast

Or they could start a spec series based around the current presidential limo.

Yep, and this time all the polls that showed him out in front of the pack were correct.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

I wonder how many “broken” remotes are littered through that house.

I’m going to have to leave the room for a minute.

I mean, a dog can only listen to so many 3,000 word diatribes about how the dog is personally victimizing Lena Dunham before he turns into an asshole...

Thank God OBJ didn’t fuck her.

holy shit! You can buy dogs that bite Lena Dunham? Sign me up.

I hate people that use pets as props.

Sure, I would. Why must the faultless Acuras suffer for the misdeeds of men?

Dadgummit, if you’re going to protest The Man, don’t destroy a blameless Porsche. Go make The Man uncomfortable instead. Be loud! Yell! Have signs! Make comments about tiny hands—I hear that really gets one of The Men all bothered and stuff!

Meanwhile, crossovers are still languishing north of 10 seconds in many cases.

We prefer to think of them as freedom holes, rather than gunshot wounds, thank you very much.

Right, because what we really need is an organizations that can make us look as terrible to the public eye as the NRA does to gun owners.

Never let the truth stand in the way of one of the NRA’s stories.