Yep.........bird is the word.

There is no chance that Smokin’ Matt Harvey has gotten to bed by 4:30 A.M. and you know it.

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

I also recommend “Havana Motor Club” (on prime as well).

I’m not making excuses, but you could probably say the same for half the guys on every team. It’s a physical game and a long season. The playoffs are intense, more physical, and you play as long as you need to to get a winner - no 5 minute overtimes where half the team never even sees the ice.

RICH white trash is most definitely a thing. Lots of it in Maine in the summers, mostly from MA and NJ.

Nail, meet head!

This was the third Carmen San Diego reference I’ve seen this week after Comedy Bang Bang and Dan Le Batard. I hope to see a series of Rocko’s Modern Life references next week.

Here:

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

That’s not a joke, either:

Why is NASCAR so complicated? Setting aside the technical regulations for the cars, the race itself is quite simple.

“Niko, Cousin! You want go Bowling?”

I was going to complain about a hairy, sarcastic, brown neighbor who, I believe, has been eating my cats.

Honestly, this is the best comment I could hope to get for this piece.

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.