If you’re into short-track racing, there’s a free live broadcast of the Pro All Stars Series Super Late Model race at Thompson Speedway Motorsports Park over on FansChoice.tv right now. The view is a bit pixelated, as you can tell, but there are more than 50 laps left and Late Model racing is definitely worth it.

I think he was trying to get around the traffic and got got stuck

It just happened again on the last lap!

Well, racism itself is stupid, so it’s fostered by exclusively stupid people. A vicious cycle, really.

This Aston Martin comes with a pretty yellow bow.

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

Lonzo’s foot speed isn’t exactly great either, considering he’s dragging around this ball and chain of a father.

One and done is how I like my stories to scroll on a website.

Syrian Air Force airfields, which may still contain chemical weapon stockpiles.

“One, two, Earnhardt”

Fuck, I was wondering if there was something better than school busses (which I’ve seen on more than one occasion) and here it is. I must find this.

I wasn’t even aware this was actually a thing, I guess if you can drive it there’s probably a derby of some sort for it.

Tell me more, Mr. Lombardi.

Compared to what the Stanley Cup has gone through, that’s nuthin

Further proof of their beagle inexperience: All they had to do was put a single treat or food of any kind on the ground, and they would have caught it in 30 seconds.