And everyone else gets one of these:

That is both hilarious and sad. I’m looking forward to the start of IndyCar season.

Mine read “Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!”

NC’s own Tift Merritt, singing a song named for the vastly superior state to the north.

I think the quiet nature of FE cars is the key here. Although a screaming V10/12/8 in downtown Austin is enticing...

There are a lot more planes in the sky today than 50 years ago. The planes go slower so they won’t bump into each other.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Toyota

http://nascar.nbcsports.com/2017/02/28/circuit-of-the-americas-wants-nascar-texas-motor-speedway-says-no-way/

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.

To be fair, that does pretty much guarantee X-Type’s original point; that Bill France was never going to own up to this fuck-up!

Anyone else find this race to be particularly boring? Between the stages and the stupid wrecks and nearly half the field behind the garage I couldn’t stay interested.

This isn’t racing now. It’s crashing.

Yeah Brian, this new race format is allowing me to drink even more while watching a race.

I totally agree, Stef. I could have knitted a scarf too. Oh, wait............I don’t knit.

France is a 3rd generation leader of NASCAR.... the 3rd generation usually ruins the familyy business