“Sorry Barron, it sucks to be scrutinized for every little thing because your parent decided to run for President. But hey, at least you won’t have anyone on the left calling you the First Dog”

Daddy?

Janoris: “Your wife is ugly. Your dad is a murderer.”

“Gimme ice cream cone, pleez!”

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

a majority of her popular vote lead is from California where she is leading by 3.7 million votes, turnout was low for democrats in PA, WI & MI which is why she lost those states

Maybe all this means is that we need to stop having this stupid war between console gamers and PC gamers and just accept that skill is skill.

Except PC gamers also for the win, apparently?

John Force has 16 (18 as a car owner).

Go back to Jezebel, Hamilton.

Congratulations, Jimmie Johnson! You did good!

The last time KU beat Texas in Football:

Can confirm Dr Bob’s advice. Have done it myself. It’s a relatively cheap replacement part and somewhat simple process.

Thats the 72 pin connector that busted more than likely,its really prone to failing on NES’s.swapping it out is about a 20 minute job

Was rooting for the miss, only to read the “Pitt Blewitt Again” headline

Guy’s Canadian summer home’s town, where Moose Juice replaces the Donkey Sauce and everything gets burned to shit because Guy doesn’t know there’s a difference between Celsius and Fahrenheit