The same folks that would buy this shirt. Some folks just like diesels. 

David just wrote an entire article to be the guy at a bar who jumps into a conversation, clears his throat, and says in *that* voice: “ACTUALLY....”

Not even Top Brady could save the Jeep Patriot.

I just recently learned the etymology of the phrase “pig in a poke” which apparently references how livestock was sold in Ye Olden Days. A poke was in fact a bag that was used to carry young pigs to market. A derivative of the word poke is the small bag sewn into clothing which eventually became known as a  “pocket.”

It’s not coil on plug. The coil is just kind of like that, they usually die every 50k, 2k if you get the cheap ebay ones.

Blue book doesn’t take into account enthusiast value, collector value, or rarity of certain options. It’s just an algorithm that takes into account national buyer behaviors and depreciation mixed with options level adjustments. For a Camry, sure it works, but not for a 18 year old sports car with a special interior,…

Mercedes electronics unreliability was at its worst around 2001. No way I would touch this with a ten foot pole. 

“The car itself is actually a fiberglass kit car 356"

I’m currently single and alone...do you think we can get Trump to declare a national emergency and send some Marines over to my house and take care of that?

The only national emergency is that fucking Donald Trump is president.

Tragic- if only there was a barely-hinged good guy with a gun available

This guy wasn’t even a tread-head, seems like he was in supply in a Field Artillery unit or something. Certainly proved that M60s make poor submarines.

I was leading a deuce-and-a-half once, in my jeep, crossed a wash and my tires made tracks maybe 3 inches deep. The truck dropped down on the frame.

Owning a Geo Metro can be very uplifting.

I saw, with my own eyeballs, an M60A1 tank get covered over and buried at Fort Hood because two M88 Tank retrievers and two bulldozers couldn’t get it out. Got written off as destroyed in training.

I play videogames and have driven a car with traction control in the snow.

Lol have people played any Ubisoft game in the last decade?

It’s almost in the ‘drive it ‘til it breaks and then walk away’ price range. If you really wanted one of these for the long haul I think you’d be prepared to spend more and get one with a decent set of wheels.

If only it had been MB-Tex. That stuff would have survived Pompeii. 

Fuck I did not realize this thing has more polygons on it than a stealth bomber. I think I built smoother surfaces creating an aircraft nose before knowing how Solid Works functions. Calm down Lamborghini.