Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

Enjoying watching 18 year-olds score is something Washington Square Football Club and I have in common.

If the penguins win, he will be the only goalie ever to win two Stanley Cups as a rookie.

This is some awful shit. But a good reminder that there is no God.

His terrible facial hair is always the #1 offense in my book, but that is a close 2nd.

A little on the nose.

This is terrible news for the Celtics, because now it’ll be extra embarrassing when they lose this series anyway.

I want to get inside Ellie from Brooklyn’s head. She’s got some hot existential takes - “the basis of our lives is our beliefs” and “People don’t live their lives on an ideological wavelength” - and decides, on September 12th, to call into Mike and the Mad Dog to share them.

Seems like they’ve basically gone through 95% of the juice making process before bagging it up. If you can squeeze it with your hands and get roughly the same amount of juice, then it’s basically already juiced in the bag, isn’t it? I mean, our hands aren’t really capable of generating that much force (at least not…

This is my favourite excerpt.

I just feel sad hearing this.

I think it’s pretty clear that the parallel there is being a hypocrite...

I can’t be the only one who thinks that that particular blue and that particular silver look horrendous together, right??

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Damn. That first one by Suárez really had some bite to it.

He’s a rookie, but he’s been a real leader in the locker room so far.

Congratulations, Duke, you played yourself.

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”