You just know he has a draft ready to go, just in case.

He must be a cougar cub.

Good point. But he wishes he was.

No complaints about the quality! I just read most of them the first time around.

Have any of you messed around with VR headsets? What did you think?

How come your featured stories banner seems to randomly include posts from years ago with no obvious connection to something current?

It’s ok, Samer, I’m on your side.

TNA is by far the most exciting part of this tournament as far as I’m concerned.

As a follow up, do you think they actually deflated the balls?

How come you didn’t make Jalopnik take HamNo?

I am, admittedly, not a black man, but I’d just like to add that I think that the way my hair naturally grows out of my head is very stupid.

With Tom Brady’s suspension set to begin tomorrow, how many of you, overall opinion of the Patriots notwithstanding, think that there was actual cheating involved in Ballghazi?

What should I drink this weekend?

I’ve always been confused by the manly man’s man-type of politician who doesn’t seem to have a single ounce of sports knowledge. Ted Cruz is objectively a dingus, but I can’t understand how you can get elected to Congress in Texas and not have a solid understanding of football.

It may also interest him to know that there are 99 other people who’ve made, not a similar commitment, but literally the exact same commitment.

I’m into the sound of that. Also a brunch spot bathroom is statistically more likely to be nicer than a sports bar, for once I’m done with that meal.

Ashley, looks like you’re adjusting from Gawker to Deadspin style very nicely!

The eternal struggle between arts people and sports people is just the bane of my daily existence.

Oh that’s my secondary question: I’ve had plenty of hungover Sundays sipping mediocre Bloody Marys and wishing sports bars were more like coffee shops. Does Seattle have sports coffee shops for East coast games?

I’ve been contemplating what life would be like if I moved, and this has been my number 1 question.