If the NHL has really told them no gambling names, Bettman could do us all a favor and lay down the law on not having two Hawks teams in the league.

Soccer doesn’t really count for something like that.

Oh yeah, I remember being disproportionately happy when this came out.

Get a proper keyboard and mouse, and possibly a laptop stand and monitor.

Style guides are eternally in progress, I suppose. I just wish other pubs would embrace that dongs are dinged, etc. Specifically the ones where I have to work.

Is there an actual document for Deadspin house style?

Aside from the occasional Good Sports Parent, aren’t the horrific parents and coaches pretty inherent to that exercise though?

Will you have crossover content with The Onion now?

I’m sure it’s partly just a result of it being during the dog days of summer when I’m completely sick of baseball, but the Little League World Series is the worst item on the sports calendar this side of the ESPYs, right?

Makes sense. I feel like that needs to be in a nut graf whenever this story comes up.

Not a question, but it’s been a rough week so here’s some corgi racing!

ftfy

I’m out of touch on this story, but is he pursuing a suit against the hospital for the HIPAA issues? That seems like a much more promising case than suing ESPN. Schefter probably could have reported without the image, but it’s a much shakier case unless he can get the same judge and jury as Gawker did :(

Get to the chase and tell me how this affects Katie Nolan?

We gave Barbaro his DHOF plaque. What more do these horses want?

*The sex idiot we deserve

*Tokyo

Well yeah, he spent half the season on the DL and came back in July as a closer (NOT A GOOD IDEA).

There’s at least some HBO money in there, and obviously they have a magical revenue model that no one seems to actually understand, so I assume as investors they aren’t overly concerned about whether the site is profitable, but are they gonna keep feeling that way if Any Given Wednesday continues to bomb? (I’m just…

Speaking of which, has anyone figured out how in the world The Ringer is supposed to make money?