Well yeah, he spent half the season on the DL and came back in July as a closer (NOT A GOOD IDEA).

There’s at least some HBO money in there, and obviously they have a magical revenue model that no one seems to actually understand, so I assume as investors they aren’t overly concerned about whether the site is profitable, but are they gonna keep feeling that way if Any Given Wednesday continues to bomb? (I’m just…

Speaking of which, has anyone figured out how in the world The Ringer is supposed to make money?

Does Puja moving from Deadspin to just Spin count as an upgrade?

Given that Gawker also launched the Cuck this week, are the dads totally sure?

Shit, that’s what I figured

What about when it seems like that’s all the people you know?

By writing for Deadspin you’re also automatically put on the poop beat.

Will Gawker’s new owner bring back the Deadspin Commenter of the Year award?

If you were an Olympic-level athlete in a water sport, would you compete in Guanabara Bay?

Volleyball! Field hockey has way too many whistles for me to get into it.

How come there’s so little/no good sports comedy? Katie Nolan gets compared to The Daily Show a fair bit, but outside of her hardly anything comes to mind.

Ya but how do you still be friends with a flake?

We’ll have no justice until there’s a plaque for Piggy Poop Balls! (It should be a DHoFer because it’s a pig pooping on its own giant balls)

Good to know. Still looks awful though.

Holy god the graphics in that Japanese broadcast look like they’re from 1997.

Does the US count include Phelps?

You start to compromise the strength of your stroke if you hold your breath for longer.

Where’s the part of the story where they explain how 5 players fouled out in the first place?

At this point haven’t we all earned a “Blake Griffin Got Jokes” tag?