The thing about Pierre is that, despite the accent, he’s actually from New Jersey. Also, he sits between the benches and looks like he’s talking to himself. Man is he bad.

These execs also think negging works

I’m a pretty low key, unobtrusive tourist, if that’s any comfort.

Why do none of you guest on the Deadcast? Marchman is boooooooorrrrring.

What should I do when I visit Portland next month?

Did I say unfair? It's all totally fair.

Sam, I know you’re new here, but the house style guide specifically states that at no point are Russell Wilson and effusive praise to be used in relation to one another. Important to study up.

Scorched earth. Cleveland vs. Atlanta. General William Sherman was from Ohio too. There’s a better headline here. Come on, Patrick!

That said, Drew is way more of a fart-sniffer than any of these guys. They wouldn’t ever talk about farts in public!

The Postmortal was, dare I say it, thoughtful.

Not that it’s likely to improve the writing, but at least LeBron is miles better as an actor than MJ.

As much as he talks about poop, Drew secretly knows things. It’s pretty weird.

Can we stick to calling him “Diamondbacks great?”

Remember how, before he brought in KG and Ray Ray, people were calling for Ainge’s head?

I mentioned that a head butted goal was disallowed in the Stanley Cup playoffs last year, so I'm still not super clear what his standard is.

Any idea why? I’m pretty stumped over here; my jokes are lame, but not THAT lame.

Can someone here get Barnwell to unblock me on Twitter just so I can favorite that Horseface story?

Sanderson probably already has his own drafts ready to go.

Yeah, I’ve learned a bit more about the applicable rule, and by that logic I guess it is a goal. I think my objection is just that it feels like the sort of thing that shouldn’t necessarily be a goal. That’s my purely subjective reading of the situation, and obviously puck luck has been part of the game forever, so…

I think you’re right in terms of interpreting that rule. That said, the part that bugs me is that it seems like it’s crossing the goal line in essentially the same air space as the crossbar, if it had been stationary. If the goal weren’t moving then that puck probably hits iron. So because the net moves, not only does…