I wonder if they skipped out on the Switch so they can sell them piecemeal once the virtual console finally rolls out...

Sidewalk etiquette? Dude has plenty of room, as mentioned. Also she’s walking on an angle to give him more room. As a frequently disgruntled jogger who wishes the world would put more effort into sidewalk etiquette, I feel pretty confident he just wanted to push a woman in front of a bus.

Of course they’re white. He lived, didn’t he? And he even mouthed off at the officer for a good couple of minutes! Philando Castile was murdered for the same offense.

It’s better with the typo, somehow.

“This is not a presidency” Trump declares while sitting in the Ocal Office.

My dad always had to play the water level for me in TMNT.

So youre basing all nintendo fans on 1 game that came out over 15 years ago... lol

So the Melee fighting community refuses to evolve and insists on being man children douche bags?

Bruce Willis is a decade older than Charles Bronson was in the original. I would have guessed they were closer in age.

Chemical castration was made for the Beib.

Where’s Weaver when you need her?

“THIS MESSAGE IS VERY GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT BUT ITS FROM THE HEART. BUT I THINK THERES SOMETHING SPECIAL ABOUT IMPERFECTIONS!!”