This is hilarious. I really needed this. :)

Can we keep Jill Stein out of it at least?

What is infuriating is this fuckwit makes enough money on gap-tooth conspiracy theorists that he can afford to go to Hawaii. 

Why would he?

I don’t think there’s any amount of testing to prevent someone from not paying attention to the road in front of them. Not really a driver “skill”.

The President said it’s ok seems like it fits here.

For all of Trump’s tough-guy rhetoric, if he was ever in a fist fight, he’d fold faster than Superman on laundry day.

“He said, ‘That land should be used,’” Priebus said. “So when Foxconn came into the White House, into the Oval Office, the president said, ‘I know a good spot that you should go to, that place in Kenosha.’”

It’s coming. I got the same email followed by my cancellation an hour later.

Oh, you mean several months from now they will appear in stock but only purchasable bundled with Nintendo merch you didnt want? No one would do that...

No pre-orders from Best Buy. Walmart was the first one that did it. Obviously they weren’t doing a very good job.

Whew! Good thing I got mine back in 1996. Beat the rush.

That doesn’t matter, people who are waiting in line now, will be more than happy to buy it at later date. It wouldn’t surprise me if the shortage is completely voluntary on nintendo’s part to spread the revenue over a large period of time instead of blowing their load in one quarter and then get bad press for the next…