“Listen Chris, I’ll take the R, but seriously, you need to calm down, it’s just a game of horse.

Tiffany is the Meg Griffin of the Trumps.

When you handicap it, Matthews scored 11, and Laine gets credited for an assist.

Keep it in perspective. Matthews scored four playing for the Maple Leafs, Laine scored three against the Maple Leafs.

Morristown PD, hookah brother up!

In a short tournament like this any goalie can get hot and lose to Canada in the final.

I use cash at bars. Much less likely to buy a $100 round of shots for everyone.

That just sounds creepy for Zuckerberg to have sole control of the AI in the home shared with his wife.

This helps explain why the Olympic pool smells like one of their ovens.

I guess the CBC commentators are a little out of their depth when it comes to unfrozen water. At least they are gold medalists in apologizing.

“What an amazing tribute.” - Dan Snyder

“ Take Charge. Take Action.”

Based on this image I think construction of a shoulder, bicep, and elbow for his right arm would be a better start.

To be fair, British people have been very skittish recently concerning anything to do with a pound.

If only there had been a good bag with a gun to stop this senseless tragedy.

Damn, what if she stole it and had her tailor turn it into a dress? Damn.

More like Game of Threads!

“Heaven help us if one of the conditions is to pee in a bottle.”

The Maple Leafs have a long and proud history not of making the wrong pick but of trading away the right one. Scott Niedermayer, Roberto Luongo, Tyler Seguin...we’ve kind of got that one on lock.

Hate to be the stickler for biblical verbing Tom, but “smote” is the past tense, not the infinitive/present tense.