Fuck an Olympic gold, Phil....do you have any idea the god-level tier you would achieve if you brought the Leafs to a Stanley Cup?

Considering the Blue Jays still don't have Jose Reyes and Brett Lawrie, I'd say they are doing pretty well.

Toronto is not getting enough credit.

It's unreal. I think it's cream soda flavor. That's what I would guess. It's delicious and was always picked #1 overall in the draft after my little league games.

Why is there no mention of white? WHITE. (Canadian thing?) WHITE!!!

Somebody on Twitter asked how this guy has a full beer. I don't know when they stop serving at NBA games, I figure probably halfway through the fourth quarter? So this guy bought a beer and then didn't drink it for 45 minutes?

I would have to walk up to this guy, stand over him for a second, inspect my ticket, inspect the seat number, and say, "I believe you're in my seat."