If you were a homeless guy, why wouldn't you like the Browns? They are able to pick up Tim Couch, Brady Quinn, and Brandon Weeden Jerseys from donation centers everywhere. It's just so easy for them, I reckon.

mimicking the quarterback's money gesture

In time... they're just now getting to Vince Young.

The face of a man who knows his life has already peaked.

That dude with the cowboy hat and big ole mustache makes me smile every time I see him on TV

First things first, get that Exige S over here.

I mean if he wanted to give the fans in the upper deck a ball without any repercussions, he could have just kept pitching.

If that's your definition of a helmet I have a prime piece of real estate I'd like to sell you.

But this does bring up another pressing issue: We need more teams named the Abraham Lincolns.

LMAO I can't finish the video!!! "Fackin' fack fack fack!!!"

I think of it like this: If this car turns out to be a lost cause, can I make my money back by selling the shell? If yes, I go for it. If no, I'll think about it :)

Pastor Maldonado

Number of Jalops surprised by this announcement: Zero.

Like this?

I think the original picture could have had this guy flicking the camera off, because when you do the "horns," you're palm should face outwards. At least, this is what I'm going to choose to believe, because that would have been even more awesome.

Took an arrow to the knee.

SNIPER!!!!