First Jaguars Junction, now The Blowhole? I anxiously await Deadspin’s next column on Florida’s NFL franchises, The Sinking Ship, a Buccaneers blog written by Tim Burke.

“Fuck no I’m not paying you for this. a) That was like 20 years ago and b) I said Big POPPA.”

arrr ‘tis true, the sight of gold drives many a Pirate mad

He’s just following in the path of the greats.....

ESPN figured it out when they saw the leaks came from “Adnanymous@NotMyVirkEmail.com”

Just like Magic in the 90's, looks like no one wants to go near him.

I too was able to stroke Dongs when I had an arm injury, but only because it wasn’t my dominant arm.

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

I owe all the MLS fans an apology. You claimed MLS was just the same as a lot of European leagues and I didn’t believe you.

Chapecoense fans can think of a crueler way to crash out of a tournament.

“Rickey...*Sighs*...Listen, I’m sorry but we’re going to have to foreclose on your property.”
“Foreclose? But Rickey has at least 8 properties. So, half of them get to stay open, right?”

The Botha you need to stop it.

I’ll bet he jacked up his muscles 7,000%!

Me and my boy Gaear prefer the ones up in Brainerd.

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Who knew that a child could be good at A Children’s Card Game?

obligatory 2 minutes for ruffing

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Also alive because of a missed punch? Jonestown survivors Tim and Mike Carter.