...the best possible outcome is that we all die.

Next stop, the White House!

Just don’t ever forget that when Obama telegraphed his moves beforehand, it was bad. And when he promised action on chemical weapons use and didn’t do anything, that was the worst thing ever. But Trump may or may not do anything even though he directly promised that missiles would be “coming soon.”

Now I almost wish I needed ketchup for something.

You assume...

As a white dude, this is the sort of thing I might not have noticed or paid enough attention to before Black Panther. That movie was a revelation and everything looks different now. Hopefully to the suits now as well, who saw that representation = $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. If RPO had been started yesterday they’d…

“President Trump cares deeply about women and minorities. All his policies and actions are designed to ensure that the greatest number of them come out to the polls this November to participate in our democracy.”

Beau Titsworth is not the most f-ed up name on there, but it is the one that made me involuntarily LOL.

Because her tone deaf choice of words is going to make it harder for everybody around her. No one’s asking Sander to shut up because he doesn’t say stuff like that, which, no matter how true it may be, is guaranteed to lose votes because of the incredibly condescending way it was said.

When I was in the Army I was deployed to Bosnia with guys from a bunch of European countries, so I’ve seen most of the continent in the showers.

I do not want to see pictures of Donald Trump’s pebis, it’s probably as small and ugly as his dick.

That’s kind of diabolical but A) probably good for the world in general and B) If I were a hotel owner I would absolutely do this.

I’m going to need this fun fact burned out of my brain, please.

I did not realize the budget was so low, there was not a single moment of the movie that I felt was missing anything because of it. Whatever they’re doing, they should definitely keep doing it.

that is, in fact, the Get Out chair. (You know the one.)

I wish I had known about that ‘white privilege challenge’, I coulda paid my rent with that.

I feel like a lot of these dietary changes are because we are so much wealthier as a society, what we used to have to make do with we now feed to our dogs.

The thing that interest me is, all the people Mueller us rolling over in plea deals. I don’t imagine you’d let that many big players cop easy plea deals if you didn’t have a really, really big target to go after.

He looked like a kid that had found out there was going to be an extra Christmas this year, but couldn’t tell his friends yet.

Why in god’s name do the Democrats release this on Saturday, during the Olympics, smh.