It wouldn’t all be for BBQ, duh. Some of it would be for the private jet to fly you down to Austin TX to get the BBQ, fancy hotel while you’re there, etc. And then also the bypass surgery you’d require from all the BBQ you were eating, all that travel can’t help.

This is a deal breaker for me. I use the control center to turn off my wi-fi radio to save battery life relatively often, being able to do that was the best feature of any recent iOS. I won’t upgrade until this is fixed somehow.

Especially him lol

Was maybe probably going to see this before, now I am absolutely going to go out of my way to see it.

As an ice cream commercials it’s bizarre and off-putting. As a piece of art it’s interesting and funny. So like, I really dug it! But also, WTF?!

I definitely just skipped to the comments section to say that I am never, ever reading this article, especially considering where I drink.

The cops in my town are AWESOME. Just saying. The problem is acute, but not widespread.

Also, YAY BODYCAMS. At this point I would support a constitutional amendment requiring them.

On a related note, this will probably end up helping protect other people’s rights. The resulting hullabaloo is likely to have a clarifying effect on other police officers—nationwide, even—about the subject of when it is OK to get a sample. i.e., when you have a warrant, like the law says.

He saying, “Actually I hoped no one would notice, but since you did, I will say this bald-faced lie that only my base will believe, because they’re trapped in an abusive relationship and they have to.”

It’s a preemptive thanks for all the adoration for how well he will handle the hurricane.

Similar, I’m opting for a spot in rural NE that is miles away from anyone at all. There are no nearby population centers, it’s as remote as you can get, probably about an hour down a dirt road. It will be interesting to see how this holds up. I’m giving myself lots and lots of time to get there.

It bothers me a little, because it makes me wish I was a fat beautiful black woman. This chunky pale old fuck ain’t gettin’ shit.

I love Luc Besson and am the target demo for this movie, I was unimpressed. Visually amazing, the story and characters are weak. When I saw it it had already moved to a smaller theater and it wasn’t as visually impressive as it could have been, and this is a movie that really benefits from iMax or XD. And probably…

That is legit the ugliest car I’ve ever seen in my life.

There will be a Pearl Harbor moment sometime in the future. No one cared for air power and carriers back then, battleships were where it was at, until they weren’t. Same thing will happen to carriers soon. There’s a new military paradigm coming, years after it gets here it will seem so obvious. There’s a Billy Mitchel…

Literally filed because all he cared about was being part of Trump’s thing and she didn’t want to be a part of that gig. And he said, “Fuck you my pregnant wife, Trump is where it’s at”.

Header image looks like a younger Kellyanne Conway...

Would absolutely do this. Would also ask the flight attendant where I could pick up my souvenir photo when it was over.

Oh, they see the irony, they know exactly what they are doing.