Honestly, I kind of admire his chutzpah. I would still vote to send him and several of his buddies on a one-way ticket into space, though.

Actually with the way things are going I’d be more worried that we’d actually get the kid hooked on opiates, poor thing would be doing tricks for Oxy at age 3.

Save the gravely ill British baby, but you damn Americans can go and die on the side of the road.

I’d request an immediate recoma.

There is absolutely no way that I would believe you. Even as you were showing me Trump on the TeeVee I would assume it was all an elaborate prank, and I would grow increasingly freaked out and frustrated as I demanded you end your cruel and unfunny joke, and you insisted ever more strongly that it was no joke. I’m…

Mew Madrid (New MAAdrid), MO, and Papillion (PuhPILLyon), NE. the latter frustrates me most because they have a butterfly painted on their water tower, so they know what the word is supposed to be and ignore it, changing a beautiful word into a clumsy cudgel of a word.

It’s pronounced “Topsill” or “Topsul”

In the headline, ‘transition’ isn’t the only word that needs ironic quotes.

No stamina! Sad!

I love this, this is awesome, I want one, both as a print and IRL. But...

I assume now that guy wakes up the next morning to find out that he is now The Freeze.

Old white dude here. I live in SoCal, and after watching her with Sessions, all I can say is I am definitely going door-to-door for her next senate campaign.

Really, really appreciating the diverse representation. I saw a lot of real, normal looking characters (which is a weird thing to say about cartoon characters with giant heads and eyes but you know what I mean).

Then watch this video:

She sounds like the crazy lady on my bus, only with money.

Body shape of a $12k car from the early 80s. Apparently money can’y buy you taste.

As a friend of Marines living next to a Marine base, I share their reverence for Mattis. Of all the people on the list, he’s the only one I can truly say I know cares more about this country than himself. I might not end up agreeing with all his policies, but he would be a principled public servant, and the bar is…

It’s a start, but I’ll never be happy until he’s stuck flying coach. On United.

I’m chocolate-crazy so I’d probably do it. But I would also make sure all of my guests had 2 scoops before I got my second, because I’m not an asshole.

I was thinking about this the other day. This is going to be on tests. Some poor kid in high school is going to have to memorize facts (the irony!) related to this. Some poor college kid will have to write a paper.