This is Foxtrot Alpha, a military related blog. Stuff it up your ass.

No seriously, the kid has to sleep sometime. Guns would be an option. Carbon monoxide is odorless, I note. The kid may be omnipotent but he would not be nearly as clever as me.

We are down the rabbit hole

This is awesome. just the other day in one of his Victory Rallies he said that DTS was silly and outdated, that he’d been roped into using it and didn’t like it any more. Now Newt has to walk it back and put his nuts on the line like this, only to have Donald walk it back in a few days and leave Newt high and dry.

I feel like you just saved me a couple hours and a few more dollars, and for that I am grateful.

Can we get Tilda Swanson and Haley Atwell working together please? I mean, they’re both Marvel and Tilda is playing the ancient one so it would just only take a little bit of shenanigans to make it work. Agent Carter has every reason in the world to end up in Tibet in the 50s.

I was sad that he wasn’t at his best but to be able to throw that well at all with a pinkie like that...mad respect.

Thank you for this. It’s like putting a band-aid on a gunshot wound but I’ll take what I can get right now.

Agreed, I know a few words but I was not actually familiar with that vocabulary word. However, I was able to figure it out as soon as I saw it. Because I’m not an idiot.

Part of wishes he had run, part of me is glad he didn’t because I wouldn’t wish that on him. Fly Joe, be free!

My cock just blew off, turned into a penis drill missle and burrowed itself deeply into my brain, killing me, by Chuck Tingle

I’m not sure I would have been able to resist, either.

Trump loves the Blacks. See, he’s even willing to touch one (kinda).

You know, I heard the rating are way down and that would def get me to tune in.

“So, looks like Putin just nuked Incirlik Airbase, f**k.”

It’s cause we don’t know what else to say and we’re afraid of fucking it up. PLEASE TELL US WHAT TO SAY!

Was gonna say the same thing, I’m actually rather impressed.

OK that’s a little uncanny

I did a double-take when I realized that was still in the ‘quoted’ section of the post.

All true. Hillary is just as dangerous, because she’s angling for a war with Russia, and they have nukes they can fire back. Both candidates are utterly unacceptable so Johnson/Weld it is.