Donald Trump wants to start a TV channel, and this was supposed to be the publicity for it, but it won’t stop and he can’t get off.

It puts me to sleep and then I have weird dreams. For instance, I had this weird dream that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were our presidential nominees. OK that would be more like a nightmare but you get the idea.

I have it all on DVR and I have to FF through those. They never provide any kind of factual information, it’s the campaigns’ attempt to warp reality by lying directly to your face and hoping you’ll buy it. “Mr. Trump has never said that.” Plays video clip of him saying that. “Well what he meant when he said that…

Gloria Borger is just about over all this bullshit, I catch her rolling her eyes over on the side all the time. One day one of the Trump surrogates is gonna push her too far and she’ll drop a “Oh fucking come on, really?!”

I would agree but I hear that math begins to break down near infinities.

I’m not saying you have all your priorities right in life*, but you def have your priorities right in this post.

This is a platform that unites all of America. No Trump Sex.

God the WBC drives me nuts. Those Genesis quotes about wipng away all the sinners because we’re bad—at the end of that whole thing the Big Guy makes a rainbow as a sign of his covenant that he will never do that again.

Not my first remembered news story, but when it happened I was in high school and my next period class was ‘Journalism 2'. That day’s topic, “What makes an event ‘newsworthy’.”

First news story I remember was President Ford’s motorcade getting into an fender-bender. That doesn’t really count, as it’s not the first major new story I remember, which would have been:

And that is why if I were her lawyer, that is the defense I would attempt to use. I just hope it doesn’t work, in this case. I will admit that my desire to see her convicted is based less on legal precedent than a desire to see some justice done.

The fact that her lawyer is doing the right thing by attempting it as a defense doesn’t mean that it will or should work. It’s not reprehensible, it’s just hopefully unworkable, because that’s not how the 1st amendment works. But if I were her lawyer, that is the defense that I would attempt because it’s the only one…

Yes, which always blows me away. Especially when he’s making fun of Donald firing Gary Busey on Celebrity Apprentice and he says that’s the ‘...kind of decision that would keep me up at night.” As he is saying that line, part of his mind is in Pakistan.

If this kid is able to consistently trade shitty things for better things, he needs to write a goddamn book. “Hey, it looks like you have a nice phone there. Mine’s old and shitty, wanna trade?”

Holy f**k this actually worked! Bless you.

What’s your metric? The battleship Nevada, some 2000ft away and still afloat after the first blast, would have been a ghost ship within days as everyone on board died of radiation poisoning. The second underwater burst rendered the ships that didn’t sink so radioactive that most of them had to be scuttled, instead of…

A common mistake, this is actually a ‘terra-plop’.

For the win!

I know it looks stupid but I swear to gawd I will never shit with my feet on the floor again.

I know it looks stupid but I swear to gawd I will never shit with my feet on the floor again.

I had no source. Yours does seem to indicate that the Uranium was HE, but doesn’t say to what level. I wish they would say, these details kinda matter.