More like the utilitarian view that if they announced they were dropping one for show and it didn't work, we would have been a laughing stock. And then we would have only had two bombs left.

Donald Trump is a treasure. I literally cannot believe we’re so lucky. My only fear is that he’ll say something SO horrible that he’ll have to drop out before the debates. Of course at this time I can’t believe he’ll even make it past South Carolina but if he starts heading towards a nomination I’m going to get…

Tyler, you never fail man. Your posts are delicious.

I got it.

Only because you can’t return it for cash

Is it weird? It’s weird. But it’s even weirder that a mother is freaking out over her ADULT daughter’s choices.

I could get high enough to watch this, for sure.

“The world’s dumbest frat for at least the next 24 to 48 hours is...”

And some chips, soda, and a bathroom break, if necessary.

You cannot, cannot, cannot publish enough of these.

Amazing, you've outdone yourself. Thanks for the insight!

I clicked a link without looking where I was going, and about halfway through I thought to myself, "This is seriously well written and informative—I must be on Foxtrot Alpha."

I'm really shocked that weatherspark doesn't place higher, but then again, I am a total weather geek. If you just want to know what the weather's going to be on your way to work it may be a bit much, but if you are really into weather like I am weatherspark is where it's at.

I don't think anyone is saying "you should't buy a camera if you don't want it stolen," they're saying "If you buy a camera, don't whine if it gets stolen because you should have taken steps to protect it like a smart person." I have, my stuff is padlocked now. It sucks that people steal and no one is condoning it,…

Well, it sucks, but technically this is true, if you have a safe full of money, you should expect someone to try and rob you. Neither he nor I is saying this is ideal, it;s just a fact of life here on planet Earth.

The fake interview would have been a lot more funny and less cringeworthy if it was with the photographer who asked her to look like she was almost going to show her pussy.

I am a USAF veteran from Offutt. That was my first duty station.

I'm assuming that's Tammy Faye Bakker at 3 years?

Ironically, this is maybe the one ad that could convince me to try that pizza. But I am weird.

I don't think I've ever wanted to buy a beer for somebody so hard in my entire life