Heard it on a TV show the other day actually, bugged the hell out of me. I was picturing a hill with crosses on it bursting through the door.

And that is the very first animated comment GIF I have ever saved for future use

That's fat now??!! She's gorgeous, and she looks amazing in that dress. Also, the preceding sentence was not outrage, just bafflement—because I can't for the life of me figure out why that was even a topic of the reviews.

Holy cow, I had a buddy couch surfing recently and he asked to borrow my car* to go to the Jack-In-The-Box, and an hour later I started to get pretty worried that my vehicle was being photographed at some crack house by the FBI, so hearing about this really gives me the jeebies.

I can, but now my brain is shriveled up in a corner, crying.

Obligatory joke about stuffing homework in her g-string

I don't know who she is, but her heartbreaking protest that she just feels no racism in her heart and just cannot be bothered to hate anyone makes me love her so much.

Man, I love you. I posted as big thing on my FB about that today, because I read about them trying to abandon the A-10, and I think that's just an awful idea. And you're right, this is why.

GENIUS

I would make it my mission to f*ck every single guy on that team. "Hey, we can't be around the women, you should all come to my house, I've got beer" :)

It does go through the target, broadside, but even then the hole is small and I think you'd have a pretty decent shot at surviving it assuming you could get to a doctor

Suddenly remembering how much I like graham crackers

All glory to the hypno GIF

Come on folks it's a joke gift, like bullshit repellent, or Dammitol. Not real. Like, very obviously not real.

Why do you think they placed the ad?

Easy—it's the best yearbook photo ever.

Now I am going to hear it like that every time

Seriously, I may actually watch them this time, just to see what happens.

Seriously, I may actually watch them this time, just to see what happens.

As a buddy of mine loved to say, "I ain't racist, I hate everybody."