People that say that southerners can't drive in a little snow, forget that northern cities have fleets of salt trucks that are often arable to lay down a base before the snow even starts.

People that say that southerners can't drive in a little snow, forget that northern cities have fleets of salt trucks that are often arable to lay down a base before the snow even starts.

People that say that southerners can't drive in a little snow, forget that northern cities have fleets of salt trucks that are often arable to lay down a base before the snow even starts.

Catch up to a Cassowary and make fun of its feathers, its effectively the same thing. I'll wait.

It would be cool if the pills made a Bling! Bling! sound when you took them.

Right? I was like "What do telephones and meth have to do with Jalopnik?"

Very true, but "…being the horrible monsters of history that they are" reads better. It's poetic license.

I meant it more of a joke than it came off, I think. I understood what you meant but I thought it was funny to take it to the literal extreme. I will say that it's surprisingly hard to find a good picture of a t-Rex.

I didn't, and neither did you. You said "realistic giant lizard".

But what I was saying was, the thing I didn't like about the first american remake was it was just, "What if there was this REALLY big lizard?". You know a lizard like that probably would go into the subway, fine, but Godzilla does not go into a subway and disappear—you can always see Godzilla from miles away because…

Sorry storymark, you walked right into that one LOL

I got the collector's edition, which comes in a rad Gypsy-shaped container. It's awesome. And the 3D looks great.

Agreed, in fact that was what I didn't like about it.

I love a Pacific Rim, and if I ever had a daughter I would probably name her Gypsy Danger. But Godzilla, especially THIS Godzilla, would eat Gypsy Danger in 2 bites.

Props to you, I hadn't actually thought about that before. Who knows maybe they're better, cuz they won't try to do stupid shit. But that's definitely something I'd like to hear the answer to.

Props to you, I hadn't actually thought about that before. Who knows maybe they're better, cuz they won't try to do stupid shit. But that's definitely something I'd like to hear the answer to.

Space-A has gone up. In my day it was free, but you could pay $2 for a box lunch that was far better than anything you would ever get on an airline these days.

Could they possibly be any more out of touch about what America wants for a Christmas special?! No offense to Elton John, RuPaul or Lady Gaga but that is a show for the coasts.

Actually saw this happen the other day, right here in the US of A. Pretty soon we'll all have to have dashcams, too.

Also, DC is laid out all crazy, with streets that go every which direction. Just fine when you're all riding horses around but not so much in 2013.