Right? I was like "What do telephones and meth have to do with Jalopnik?"

Very true, but "…being the horrible monsters of history that they are" reads better. It's poetic license.

I meant it more of a joke than it came off, I think. I understood what you meant but I thought it was funny to take it to the literal extreme. I will say that it's surprisingly hard to find a good picture of a t-Rex.

I didn't, and neither did you. You said "realistic giant lizard".

But what I was saying was, the thing I didn't like about the first american remake was it was just, "What if there was this REALLY big lizard?". You know a lizard like that probably would go into the subway, fine, but Godzilla does not go into a subway and disappear—you can always see Godzilla from miles away because…

Sorry storymark, you walked right into that one LOL

I got the collector's edition, which comes in a rad Gypsy-shaped container. It's awesome. And the 3D looks great.

Agreed, in fact that was what I didn't like about it.

I love a Pacific Rim, and if I ever had a daughter I would probably name her Gypsy Danger. But Godzilla, especially THIS Godzilla, would eat Gypsy Danger in 2 bites.

Props to you, I hadn't actually thought about that before. Who knows maybe they're better, cuz they won't try to do stupid shit. But that's definitely something I'd like to hear the answer to.

Props to you, I hadn't actually thought about that before. Who knows maybe they're better, cuz they won't try to do stupid shit. But that's definitely something I'd like to hear the answer to.

Space-A has gone up. In my day it was free, but you could pay $2 for a box lunch that was far better than anything you would ever get on an airline these days.

Could they possibly be any more out of touch about what America wants for a Christmas special?! No offense to Elton John, RuPaul or Lady Gaga but that is a show for the coasts.

Actually saw this happen the other day, right here in the US of A. Pretty soon we'll all have to have dashcams, too.

Also, DC is laid out all crazy, with streets that go every which direction. Just fine when you're all riding horses around but not so much in 2013.

Unfortunately the US Government is many times more bankrupt than Detroit is. People are SO relieved they're not in Detroit, but when the rot spreads there won't be anyplace to escape it.

Or, for the ladies, nylon hosiery. It will melt right to your legs.

You don't want to know what they found down there

For the Kim Jong Un question, I think the original spirit of the question was if you could actually be a Kim Jong Un figure, not a western pretender. Even then, I'm not sure it's a job you'd want.

That's one of those things that, now that you mention it, seems obvious. I guarantee the next time I order some though I'll end up sorting then all out into their proper categories. You could also play a great game with your friends: Nugget Poker.