Out to lunch or no, this is now my preferred explanation.

That's horrible, it's too soon, you're going to hell for posting it. The fact that it made me LOL is no excuse.

I got all these beat, effing amateurs

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I don't know about the actual app but I def want the one you're describing

Needs to be a way to subtract points for the power going out for half an hour

Hell Enterprise will come to your house. Not to my house because I live in the sticks, but if you have an electric car you probably live in the city anyway. If this option, if a car with a swappable engine cost an extra $5000 (an outlandishly low figure) that's roughly $100 a week every week you could use on a rental…

How about when you need to go for a long drive, you call Hertz.

Sorry, it was supposed to be a joke but upon reflection I might have been a little over the top—you could probably snap it off with your bare hands.

A) Go ahead, webcam me as you're driving in front of me. I absolutely dare you to send that in to the cops because they will not give a shit. Actually that's too tame. They will think you're a doofus who's wasting their time, and they will talk about you in the station afterwards in tones not far off from what we're…

Haha I love you

LOL touché, Rene, touché

Well according to one of the other cartoons it flies high enough to relax in the Bog Dipper, so you may be on to something there.

It's funny to think that back in 1959 the Soviets would have sacrificed lives to get their hands on this. Also one of the cartoons has the plane running into Icarus? Somebody read the manual and find out if you're either a) not supposed to fly too close to the sun or, b) when an altitude, instead of birds getting…

My first thought was, "That seems like a pretty broad statement to make," then I realized that you were speaking about one of my favorite books.

Not so much pretentious and horrible as fascinating and maybe a little disturbing, as in, could I kill my FB account if it really helped that much? I'm not sure I could.

For some reason this reminds me of old Star Trek episodes where the computer would get possessed or turn evil or whatever and they had to give it a problem it couldn't solve. I can hear the old computer voice in my head..."Working...working...does not compute!"

I did not know that, but suspicion of something like that is what's kept me from using them. TNSTAFL (there's no such thing as a free lunch)

This is totally fine. We need people to work in our McDonalds and Wal-Marts, and I'm pretty sure this education will qualify them to do that.

That comment = funnier than either of those whole movies would be