The phrase "kill it with fire" is cliched by now, which is unfortunate because it's never been more appropriate.

That is not opinion sir, that is fact.

LOL someone gets it!

Complex code/instructions can be typed in in a few short keystrokes on proprietary systems that the hacker is intimately familiar with despite never having seen*. "I just need to enter the mainframe [click click RETURN] and route the auxiliary power supply into the backup system [click click click RETURN]."

If anyone could finally pull it off, it would be Darth Vader.

Alright, then all the Death Star has to do is warp to a system that has a red sun, I'm pretty sure that would stop him in his tracks. Or send Vader out to get some Kryptonite pretty sure he could manage that.

Duh, the Death Star. All it has to do is sail far away from any yellow sun and Supes is powerless. Out the airlock you go!

Why does he need Smurfs anyway, if he can create his own tiny and less cloying creatures from scratch? I'm overthinking this, aren't I.

So gonna try this, thanks!

Ha! I'm not the only one, then.

Smaug sounds just like Jabba the Hutt

I saw it yesterday, fully expecting to be terribly disappointed. I had been so looking forward to it from back in the day when we weren't even sure it would get made, but the bad press convinced me that I was in for a disappointment in the style of the Dark Knight Returns...not a terrible movie but not the amazing…

No lie that would be effin' cool.

"...letting Jack in the Box know that I felt their straw was too narrow to use with their cookies and cream shake."

It's like I met a genie and somehow didn't know it, made a wish that I didn't know about, and my wish came true. Times ten.

This is actually awesome. Hey I'm a porn producer and I want people to be able to find my stuff, but it's obnoxious when a kid is searching for something for his term paper and has to wade through 10 pages of porn to get to relevant results.

This was a big problem for me when I'd go visit friends that were halfway down the boring highway I took to work every day. I'd go to visit them, but being on that road put me on autopilot and I'd 'come to' just as I was pulling into my work parking lot.

No lie, that was amazing

Not the least reason of which is the big ad for Winston cigarettes sitting front and center.

Exactly. I find it hard to believe the dinosaurs would just shrug off an impact of that magnitude only to be caught out by volcanoes a short time later. It would make one hell of a one-two punch though.