My guess is coors sales are up cause bud is no longer american owned and real mericans drink merican beer, dammit.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

And everyone said the Cowboys defense was going to suck this year.

No doubt.

I jumped ship from Apple earlier this week and I now understand why Android fans hate on Apple fans so much. The iPhone is everywhere and people go apeshit over it yet the new phone isn't all that revolutionary. It offers pretty much the exact same experience top of the line Android phones offer except at a premium…

Fucking hell, Ray Rice, LeSean McCoy, Johnny Manziel, Jerry Jones ... all these other distractions are making it VERY, VERY HARD for me to be distracted by Michael Sam.

10/10, would hoon.

I'm convinced that Manziel would have taken over the starter's job in his second season, sparking a nuclear war on First Take, and then immediately reinstated the cocaine-era Cowboys, leading them to a Super Bowl victory before dying of an overdose.

The Cowboys won't come close to a Super Bowl as long as Jerry is still in charge.

If Johnny Football was drafted by the Cowboys, Bristol, CT would have burst into a supernova. I can't decide whether that's a good or bad thing.

I actually got my hands on the very card Jones was trying to hand in; the legibility is shaky, so pardon my transcription:

Absolutely every aspect of that video was excruciatingly painful besides the sound of the Ferrari the Ferrari.

The music in this video is what they use to torture people in secret detention sites.

This you dude?

Makes sense. Context is key as usual.

The guy in the yellow 1M with the S65 engine drove all the way from Russia to Germany ~5K kms one way! He would have to be an idiot to drive 8/10th on the Ring like most crazies do. The guy in the Focus looks like he has driven the track a few times before - given his lines. Our Russian friend had not. ;)

I wish he still had the mullet

I live in a trashcan, bitch!