Counterpoint: Mid-Engined.

So he built a Ridgeline? 

They really are stunning cars. Who would have thought

Pssh $75 for a mouse in 1999. Try $150 in 1998 for the Logitech Trackman Marble FX

Driving new cars be like:

I admit I didn’t know which year the 2/3rd generation switchover happened. We had two 2nd gens and that’s what I’m basing my experience on.

Best thing about Mitsubishi?  Their booth at autoshows is a great place to get some rest and relaxation from the huge crowds.

Out there, somewhere, is an Aborigine side-eying the shit out of him right now.

All I know is my car gets forty rods to the hogshead and that’s the way I likes it

They should have just used the universal unit of torques, the Nurple. Then it’d be easy to explain.

Sheet metal, plastic, and glass have to be replaced. The body will heal.

“But it’s got paddles!”

Obligatory

I have 200k on a Sequoia that only needs new brakes every so often. Right now, in fact.

Hell ya! 280k on mine and it still going strong!

aaaaandddd now I want one

3rd Gen 4Runner is the best 4Runner.

He certainly is burning those bridges on his way out!