Massive recall coming in 3...2....1....

Wa...wait... did you say nearing $40k?! For a modern day this -

Because for the same price and basic options that I would want, I can have a V8 truck without shitty, fucking Walmart special plastic chrome plastered all over:

My 2008 Tacoma V6 4WD gets about 23mpg on the highway, and around 17mpg city. I make up the additional fuel costs in reliability, resale value, and the fact that it's not a goddamn GM vehicle.

Did Infiniti or BMW design it first?

Hey buddy, nice Supra.

Hate when people refer to all SUVs as Jeeps.

"And then I went to Costco! And I bought BREAD! BREAD! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

Check it: three of my last five columns are parking the Ferrari, driving a van, and getting good mileage in a used Honda. And they haven't fired me yet. Next week, I run errands in a Toyota.

...if we don't talk about it, it will go away. 0__0

"hey lil cuz"

Personally I like his Ram trophy truck with a cummins better

//cough

Giraffe: Touch it.

I second this. I give zero fucks about people who think the law shouldn't apply to them.

Road, Safety, and Registration rules are put in place to keep everyone on and off the road safe from 2 ton metal boxes capable of 200km/h, and the folks who drive them.

Detroit.

Taking the girlfriend for a ride.

its also been reported that the first time 50% of the worlds populations learned to swear was in a land rover.