Are you not from here or do you just really not get it?

Reverse: Screw You, Edison

I'm going to put new struts and wheel bearings on the Subie. So add that to the list of "Great-Car-Things-That-Are-Happening-This-Weekend."

There are AT&T stores, the WSU bookstore and a Meijer in Detroit. You can buy an iPad at all of them.

I saw that most of the main roads leading into my workplace were flooded and said "fuck that." I took a vacation day.

Me last night when I got home to Livonia and found my basement bone dry:

And we have our first water department joke of the day. Good job.

We've explained this!

Totally on board. This person was telling me that every single person who has been suicidal had the right mind to see that their actions were selfish. When I confronted her with hard facts about how the brain works and doesn't work in this situation, for some people, she said that I was just spouting stuff out that my…

latent sharia tendencies

My father served 30 years in the Royal Air Force as a Flight Sgt., and he's Muslim. I spent my youth on Air Force bases around the world. You and your ignorant fox news educated buddies make me sick. The world is a big place, perhaps you should get out of your moms basement and explore the world around you. So…

Let's hope so. The flip side of this article is that 60% DO have ties to recognized terrorist organizations. Maybe those ties are as nebulous as the "my sister's friend's dog groomer's uncle's friend who knows this guy who blew someone in a bathroom stall who makes $9600 a month on the Google" but it's still 400,000…

Clearly any terrorism that stems from Dearborn will be blamed on the City of Detroit. Just like the Pontiac Silverdome's decay.

If by "Dearborn" they mean "Southeast Michigan" and by "terrorists" they mean "shitty fucking drivers who don't understand what assured clear distance is" then yes, they 100% have all of those types of people there.

Largest concentration of Arabs/Muslims/Sikhs, incredible Arabic food, Mercedes Benz R Classes, Mercedes Benz in general, and potholes outside of the Middle East.

and yet, somehow, Florida still sucks. Imagine that....

if you're under 50, there's no reason you should be watching fox. It's old people TV.

I'm okay with this. Anything making fun of Florida or their sports teams' fanbases is fair game for all sites.

Let me get this straight: the Rays trade him (he didn't demand a trade, did he?) and then go "Herp derp, we sent him to Detroit, here's a stereotypical picture of the town compared to a beach."