Hmm, sux when your city gets attacked unprovoked....DOESN'T IT?!?!?

- C-Tizzle from Detroit

Hey Aaron.....good post. I get so tired of the Utash beating coverage (although I think they shoulda been punished more harshly), and stories about good innocent folks getting a window busted out of their car while at the DMC, I don't know what to do.

EbbenFlow - Aww man...you're tuggin on my heartstrings now....my dad sold BMW's for about 10 years, and this was my 2nd car (was 17 years old, after I destroyed my 1985 Volvo 740 Turbo) after an old lady turned it in for trade. It was a stick, and it was the ONLY one on the roads here in Michigan lol! My buddies…

I don't know man.....here in the metro Detroit 'burbs, I think the GM execs musata snapped up quite a few...I've seen at least 5-6 of them! I want one!!!!

Those STILL remind me of the truck Marty McFly had in the 1st Back To The Future!

Awesome post!!!

Simply put...you know NOTHING about nothing (Muslims?!?!?), so please, just stop commenting...you butt-nugget!

GODDAMN you Aaron Foley! I wasn't going to say anything, but I've been reading your lil 'Jalopnik Detroit' entries, and you havta be the most irresponsible "Detroiter" on the planet. Can you PUHLEEEEZE let the outsiders know that this was NOT some Detroit stuff, and was WHOLLY a suburban thing.

I get SO tired of you…

Sorry guys...but if this were a new Chrysler 200, you guys would be LAMBASTING this thing.....I love Subaru, but this is just waaaay too.....expected!

I swear, Charles Pugh is acting like such a.....oh wait!!!

The 2014 Corolla: Now appearing at participating Best Buy Stores...check the appliance section!

The 2014 Toyota Corolla: The NEWEST way to show the world...you've COMPLETELY given up!!

Also, can I just address what hasn't been said yet....Every Indian or Pacific Asian that's NOT rich, buy one of these at some point. I think for Indians, it's some sort of 'rite-of-passage' to drive a Corolla!!

Can I just say I despise this car and EVERYTHNG it represents. C'mon, there are just SO many better options out there for the money. Anyone NOT doing their homework before purchasing this car is just lazy, or "loyal-to a fault"!

I just LUUUHHHV how folks are all like, "hey, alls you gotta do is add a set of $600 tire to the FR-s and it would be faster/better". So yes, let's penalize the Focus for having NICE tires, and excuse the FR-S for having "Barbie Corvette Power-Wheels" tires!