I’m sure he’ll be anxious to stick it to the teams that passed on him.

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

What is with these Patriot TEs always hanging around at the wrong time?

Given that his preferred destination is the Lakers, it is safe to say he’s had it with middling teams and wants to graduate to perennial 11th seed lottery recipient shitholes.

Chicks dig scars...prolly not the tampon up the nose, though...

ISAIAH THOMAS LOSES SISTER —-> SCORES 33 POINTS

ZACH WERENSKI GETS A BOOBOO ON HIS EYE —-> OUT FOR THE SEASON

Not quite sure what “hope” is lost? That giraffes live forever? You need something better than that, I’m just saying.

Fisting Spaghetti Monster?

“...rubbed one off...”

To be fair, it was a very stupid question. Do you really think Donald Trump watches hockey after what happened to his favorite team 37 years ago?

Emmitt Smith: I am glad to see Ben Simmons this far along in the reparations process.

I am impressed with that dude’s reload time on his shoe throw.

Since it’s only MTSU we’re talking about, I fully expect the NCAA to drop the death penalty hammer to show how serious they are about making sure it’s members maintain institutional control over their football programs.

Another job well done by the Make-a-Wish Foundation! Hope lil Tony enjoys his time with his heroes!

The entirety of her being was raised into building a brand around herself. Her only self worth is her brand and now it’s seemingly very publicly damaged. So of course she’s freaking instead of doing the smart thing and realzing where she went wrong and correcting her missteps. It’s how she was raised and understands…

I bet he was just trying to clap back at Twitter trolls telling him to “stick to baseball!”

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

Pictured: Dustin Johnson, hitting a ball, surrounded by powder.

Nepotism in D.C.? Psh, next thing you’re gonna tell me is that the son or wife of a former President is going to contend, and perhaps even win, the race to be the President.

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