Margot’s not a catcher, he’s an outfielder. Nor is this Bethancourt’s major league debut, either as a pitcher or a player.

Weird. It’s almost like Gronkowski had advance knowledge that Tom Brady would be holding his jersey like that, like he knew what the quarterback would do there.

#ChopOn? Oh fuck that.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

PLUCK THE PO-LICE!

Hopefully, the Turkey Air Force is running training ops for an eventual air assault on Mike Pence’s motorcade.

The Bulls with an old D-Wade and Rondo are at best a team that barely scrapes into the playoffs to get swept out of the first round. That’s not a good thing. Neither one of those players is going to be on the Bulls whenever the hell the next time the Bulls contend for a title.

I would MUCH rather have Joel Embiid or…

Your premise is based on a hypothetical that the Sixers won’t sign all or any of their free agents. That’s funny coming from the guy who says that Sixers fans see their potential as “wishful thinking” and “fiction”.

He also swung multiple trades that returned high draft picks. The Sixers own the Lakers’ pick (top three protected) this year, pick swap rights on the Kings’ pick if they were to get lucky in the lottery, and the Kings’ pick outright in 2019. Those are very valuable assets to have! The Lakers’ pick has a 44% chance of…

Deadspin’s continued hate for Sam Hinkie is one of the weirdest things. I’m a Bulls fan and I would trade the Bulls roster for the Hinkie-built Sixers one in a heartbeat. I think most other fans of mediocre-to-bad teams would say the same.

This question hinges quite a bit on whether Tebow gets called up by the Mets.

I live in the Columbus Metro area and I’m more happy that they went to the black screen with the scroll and a description of what’s going on then a bloody basketball game tornado sirens are going off all over the county both in the north northern part and southern part that’s more important than bloody UNC Kentucky

Ha, no worries. That’s the best part of the deadspin comments, you never know what you’ll Discover!

Yes, you’re right. It definitely is not a sports entertainment promotion featuring musclebound men wearing sparkly spandex costumes slamming each other around for spectacle. It’s some whole other, more serious thing.

“Bonner Bolton” come on you made that up.

yup. That doesn’t help.

“Bonner Bolton and Sharna Burgess”

No, like I seriously have no idea which one is the star.

“a skirt that’s all ham”

Been done already.