And then Babe and Mickey abused those privileges.

You think Gossage can read?

Does that matter?

I need to see him play Bieber in a death match.

I want to, but I don’t speak Cuban, so it would be absurd of me to do so.

Rivers, Austin.

Who hasn’t had a situation where they thought they about to bed a girl named Jessica only to find she was really a Trenni.

Yeah, they cleared a lot of space if you ignore the two weight benches on either side of him.

9 AM is after the prime commuting hours. Seems OK from my vantage point.

How do they judge the quality of the meat when the animal is still alive?

The guy to the left of the rotund guy is Spike Eskin. He isn’t a POS like his dad. Like all sane people, he embraces the process and favors Hinkie over the broken down fool, Colangelo.

A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

If only he could relocate his shot

Jordan Sargent still “writes” for Gawker.

The Champagne Supernova applies better to the Shady McCoy story.

He should have hit him with the hammer.

No, he used Bing

President Trump ordered her to stab all the Mexicans Guatemalans

Died at age 85, never saw a Cubs champsionship. http://obits.pennlive.com/obituaries/pen…

Her nipple is hairier.