She’s literally just a raid NPC, it’s no big deal.

[correction: rich Fighters Pass 2 owners hired Sephiroth. poor people who could not afford Fighters Pass 2 did not hire Sephiroth.]

That’s why there are categories for speed running. If “reach the credits as fast as possible, by any means necessary” is a popular method, it becomes a category. It’s a popular method, so it’s a category.

No.

You kill a knight who uses a shovel, and then the knight can drop a shovel for you to kill more shovel-holding knights with.

I gotta say, I kind of disagree with NerfNow. If Sakurai can work with a strip-teasing witch who tells everyone to fuck off as she rips off their heads, a Mortal Kombat character probably wouldn’t be *super* difficult.

In my opinion, it makes him look even more like Koopa from the Super Mario Bros. movie.

The screenshots don’t show it well, but those Pharah and Doomfist skins have a carbon fiber texture on them. Gives me a bit of a Mass Effect vibe in Pharah’s case.

The full video is 17 minutes. It’s a lot of pizza. You might want to mute this video once the gameplay starts. Unless you want to hear pizza time a thousand times.

It has an extra phase, complete with a final “fuck you if you put down your controller in relief” attack once you kill it.

Considering weight factors in to some attacks, and is an actually measurable thing, I’m not sure how one would really bullshit it like “this thing has an IQ of 5,000"

I guess Rockstar wants to emulate that World of Warcraft “I really shouldn’t turn PvP on until I’m max level” feeling.

*WHOOA-HOOOOOO but with a tea kettle’s whistle instead of Donna Burke*

While we’re at it, I’ll add Vyse’s inclusion and the Skies of Arcadia level to the list of amazing things. That level almost brings a tear to my eye every time I play it, because it’s so full of care and respect for a game that otherwise feels like it was forgotten.

So what you’re saying is BotW needs a “Guest Star ?????: Hyrule Champions GO!” mode.

They kind of fucked the UI and controls with the content patch they did in January, and they haven’t quite gotten them back in line.

Measuring Luigi’s bulge with a tennis racket, iffin you catch my drift

I really hope they add Predator mode in the future. I miss the stupid superpowered shenanigans.

Where’s the “Stew is making chocolate pudding at 4 AM” option?