I’m a straight dude, and god dammit, that really is one handsome gorilla.

What’s the time commitment like being a leader? I was considering doing it or helping out with a local troop but my schedule is weird.

jfc, it’s like, mind-blowing how awesome they fucking are when their counterpart has simply been throwing homophobic hissy-fits for the last 30 years.

really? i had the opposite. I was a girl scout until i was in high school and i was always the one getting made fun of or bullied because of it. its okay though, GS gave me the opportunity to do tons of stuff i never would have been able to without them.

Direct link to the indiegogo page (the one in the text takes you to a youtube clip), where they’ve raised almost $80k so far today. Good job, humanity!

This right here is why I either buy boxes of cookies and/or donate to the Girl Scouts every year. Keep being awesome, Girl Scouts.

GIRL SCOUTS

That would have really grossed me out.

My father (when my biological didn’t bother)...my uncle Victor in the 1950s...

There is no simple answer but here’s what I do know: white people are more likely to take other white people seriously. Call your racist grandfather out (I’m speaking hypothetically, not personally). Call your racist aunt out. Call your racist friend out. They are more likely to listen to you than me because they look…

Here’s a picture of my great-grandpa Leo. He was a football player, a Navy chief, and a movie extra. My uncle Pat still has the headdress and wears it to powwow.

My grandfather (far left) with his parents and brother in 1939, Prague. This was the last family portrait taken before my grandfather escaped to Denmark and the rest of his family went to Auschwitz. His bro (the suave motherfucker on the right) was only family member to survive the Holocaust aside from my…

This is very mean but once, before he left to go to another parish, he fell while trying to descend the stairs during the processional. He landed on his back and waved his arms in the air like a turtle, yelling HELP ME! HELP! while the organ kept playing. It took like 30 seconds for anybody to help.

Grandaddy and Granny, circa 1950. You don’t want it with his dimples.

Dad (and mom) looking fly while waiting for the bus in the mid 70s. Love you, Daddy!

Stealing food, looks like.

Dad. Vietnam, 1968. He passed 3 years ago, so fathers day is still kinda rough. But thanks for the cheekbones and eyebrows, dad!!!

But tourists aren’t the ones ruining Antarctica...

To quote everyone ever: This is why we can’t have nice things.

The next James Bond is Idris Elba or I'm going to ..... be very disappointed and will protest by not ordering popcorn at the theater. NO. POPCORN.