I dated a girl from Duncan, Oklahoma. He's better off.

Shut up you liberal fag. Give these niggers the chair

...and bragged on facebook "bang, two drops in two hours."

"Just FYI: By proclaiming quite confidently that victims of sexual assault get wet from the pseudo sexual experience makes me very uncomfortable that maybe you've pushed those boundaries and are trying to find justification."

Where are all the jokes? No "Hang in there, Ryan", or "She just checked the standings" low-hanging fruit type shit from you mouth breathers today? Because the other day when that Braves fan fell and died there were about 50 smart ass comments complete with +1's and bro-style praise for said humor. Guess this one…

Hang in there, Ryan.

She's with David Carradine now.

Man, if she just would've won on the Bachelor—they always end up living happily ever after.

She was going to use a gun but Anderson couldn't teach her how to shoot

Police report said the 2012-2013 New Orleans Hornets year in review video was playing upon entry.

"Anytime somebody isn't even well-known enough to name in a headline, it's likely unjustifiable to write an article about them apparently committing suicide." -Edward R. Murrow

Who says white dudes don't get any hang time?

yes, but you're a whore that sells her body and grinds on strangers' cocks for dollar bills (oh I'm sure you ONLY do the rich clubs right?), so I mean, isn't your opinion a little skewed?

It's funny that you think a guy getting a boner when a chick is grinding her ass on his cock means that he has a "lack of control." I would submit that it more than likely means he's gay or has some sort of physiological dysfunction if he doesn't get a boner while having a (presumably) attractive female grinding her…

Why is it unwelcome? These are whore grinding on strange mens' penises for money. Who cares if they get jizz on them?

Great heckler getting after the ump though.