"Learn some fucking anatomy."

"Do you think men get hard when they're raped?"

"Just FYI: By proclaiming quite confidently that victims of sexual assault get wet from the pseudo sexual experience makes me very uncomfortable that maybe you've pushed those boundaries and are trying to find justification."

for what? being some attention whore looking for "true love" on a game show?

lmao

You're not reading very close. Don't worry, we're on top of it. There's so many of those joke you could break your neck looking at them all.

This is Gawker Media, be prepared to be bombarded with anti-"god" rhetoric

Who says white dudes don't get any hang time?

yes, but you're a whore that sells her body and grinds on strangers' cocks for dollar bills (oh I'm sure you ONLY do the rich clubs right?), so I mean, isn't your opinion a little skewed?

It's funny that you think a guy getting a boner when a chick is grinding her ass on his cock means that he has a "lack of control." I would submit that it more than likely means he's gay or has some sort of physiological dysfunction if he doesn't get a boner while having a (presumably) attractive female grinding her…

Why is it unwelcome? These are whore grinding on strange mens' penises for money. Who cares if they get jizz on them?

Not pictured: Rob shoving it in both these whores' poopers

The Redskins. Yahtahays! The Choctaw Drunks, Cherokee Wife Beaters, the One legged, diabetic redskin wagon burners!

You mean the Redskins?

Waaaaay ahead of you

Ann Arbor's not that bad

Non-sequitur GIF? I bet you've been waiting forever to post that and just gave up trying to do it in the proper context

I didn't know there was an argument for Detroit. Pretty much everyone in America knows what a crime ridden, bankrupt shit hole it is. Hell, Detroit can't even fund police or firefighters. When a city can't even provide basic civil services I'd say the "We're great, you just don't know" argument is a fairly impotent…

I was unfortunate to be stuck there on business for about 6 weeks in 2011. What is it about Michigan being home to the worst towns in America? Flint? Detroit? They should seriously just set the place on fire. Get out of there like everyone else has, you'll be so much happier man.

Great heckler getting after the ump though.