I'll be dead to you then.

With the exception of signing for things, which I tend to do more and more on a touch screen these days, I hardly ever pick up a pen. I write so infrequently that it actually hurts when I try to write more than a couple of lines worth. I hate pens/pencils these days. Almost useless to me. Though they do come in handy…

I don't feel that. I usually feel frustrated because it's usually written in cursive and it's so sloppy I can't read it very well. I'd rather get the e-mail.

Now I'm going to have nightmares.

I'm surprised the internet hasn't taken this conversation where my mind has.

It's not like there aren't any coffee table aquariums around.

That's what she said.

Indeed!

I've had one of these for years. Works great. Though I don't use it very often. I use it to light the "vegetarian's" grill when my veg head friends and relatives come over in the summer. For myself I use the Weber performer series. Meat goes on this one!

"This fellow wanted to have something shipped to his house in LA. It started off in Union City, California."

"Imagine if Apple had addressed the iPhone's antenna problem by adding an external 90s-era telescoping antenna?"

I thought that this was the Prometheus.

And of flat breads when I heard Peeta.

I listened to the audio book, and every time I heard the name Rue, I thought of this.

If only I had a nickle for every time someone told Gizmodo to stop handing out legal advice.

I use this one, works well enough.

Are you saying that it's the center of a tootsie pop?

As someone that has two TiVo HD's I can tell you that there is no better way for me to acquire TV shows to watch than by recording them as they're broadcast. I just set my 4 tuners to record at prime-time and I'm ready to go.

That's what she said?.?.

No apology needed. It makes perfect sense to me. ;)