Allow this to change your life. For the better.

In my early 20's I made the conscious decision that if and when I become pregnant I find out my child has Down Syndrome I would continue with the pregnancy and give birth to a healthy baby with Downs. It was not something I decided lightly, but it was very conscious, after coming to the conclusion that it was not for…

Right? I am well known among my friends for having the uncanny ability to fall or trip when walking or even standing still in flat shoes. Four inch platforms no problem. Flats, on my ass.

His good looks are the only reason he isn't dismissed as the creepy douche he is, a la Terry Richardson. And let us not forget his gross Golden Globes speech and the fact that neither him nor McConaughey made any mention of the ongoing crisis of HIV/AIDS in the US and internationally. But hey, they won shiny awards…

It's an extra $90 that could equal hours of sleep, stress free relaxing, and "luxury." In the long run the extra $90 will probably be the best money you spend all week.

Hey person I don't know, I live in Baltimore and would love to but you a birthday drink or two this week off you Ferrell Luke making your way here to celebrate a belated birthday. I work a legal policy job so we'll be drinking domestic, but you can birth away and I can amuse you. And yes you can be mad, and I have…

I wonder more and more if the reason I remain single is that I lack these crazy princess wedding desires men lament but secretly love, based on observation.
My"dream" wedding consists of me, the dude, an officiant, and a forest location in the Pacific Northwest for the five to ten minutes it would take to say our vows.…

I know this might come as a shock but indeed I am single. I blame my proximity to Pennsylvania. Others might blame the fact that I live in Baltimore. But where else can you meet a city full of people who think that purple camo jorts/cargo pants are a legitimate clothing choice? Probably Pennsylvania, but in Baltimore…

Jesus Christ, stop being so fucking literal, dense, thick, obtuse; whatever. No, no one LITERALLY said she asked to get raped. They just insinuated she was a whore. Happy?

But what does it MEAN?!?!?!?!?!

I was just telling a friend yesterday that James Franco's brother (now known as "this one") is indeed a better actor but looks like the Arnie Grape to James' Gilbert.

Yes, send him South to Baltimore! Where we shoot everyone equally regardless of race, the whole city is an affordable housing area, and we unite—regardless of race—against the common enemy: the Baltimore City Police.

Oh, and in case I was unclear on this point: Fuck Bode Miller. The only good thing about him is that he's so spectacularly stupid he's unable to make even the most basic attempts to hide what a shit sucking fuck bag he is. So he has that going for him.

And that means anything of any value to folks outside of their nationalist driven pride every four years? Are you avidly following skiing every winter? Will the fact that he won anything for sport matter in ten years? Twenty? Sorry, I require more from people than an ability to compete at an "elite" level in a sport…

I won't even get into how poorly you understand the law in general and family case law specifically, because it's obvious trying to converse with you on that level would be pointless. I just want to point out how completely ridiculous you sound arguing that her attending Columbia is nbd as it's just a school and can…

All you had to say was the date took place in PA. Anything that occurs in PA is automatically horrible awful.

What, why, I don't understand?!?! Why are there so many ingrowns, what is GOING ON?!?! Why do the screengrabs look like grass blades and or porcupine quills?

Same! It must be the gift of the rescue pup faerie!

Bodhi Sherman, meet your ear doggie-ganger, Monsieur Buster Bluth!

Agreed. He was one or two blow ups away from taking his emotional and verbal abuse of her to a physical place. I found his entire characterization disturbing, made more so by the fact that it was never addressed in any way, which I felt "normalized" his behavior.